The New World
Captain Hob Gadling
"By the sagging tits of Melora!"
Some say his mother’s womb was filled with salt water. Some say his father screwed a water elemental. Captain Hob has served the Emperor his entire life, and now commands the whole of the Emperor’s fleet. His rank is actually Admiral, but he’d likely punch you in the face for calling him one. “Captain” was good enough for his father, and it’s sure as shit good enough for him!
He enjoys smoking leaf, and never goes without his pipe.